Literature
Dick Figures-The Laugh
Red:C'mon,can't you just do it once?
Blue:Two words:HELL,NO!
Red:Please?
Blue:Red,if you don't stop pestering me,your not getting any sex.
Red:...Okay I'll leave you alone.
Cyan(me):What's wrong,Red?
Red:I wanna get Blue to laugh,but he never wants to.
Scarlet:I have an idea. *whispers plan to Cyan and Red*
Red:I love it.
~The next day~
Red:Hey Blue,can I axe you a question?
Blue:No,but you can ASK me a question.
Red:Why do you hate your laugh?
Blue:...
Red:Well?
Blue:...When I laugh...*squeezes eyes shut* I snort!
Red:...
Blue:Go ahead,you can laugh.
Red:I don't think it's funny.I just wanna hear you laugh.
Blue:Well,hones